The Best Bums of Tumblr

I post what I believe are the best bums of tumblr, I try to weed out the photoshops but if you believe I have posted one please let me know.
I take into account:- size, shape, roundness, hip size, hotness of girl/cuteness of girl. It's not simply all about who has the biggest or the curviest bum.
This is number 7 and what I’d say is ‘one of those bums you’re not sure why you like so much and yet you do’ some may argue this borders on saggy and while yes it may have a certain amount of ‘low riseness’ to it it is nonetheless still firm and in shape. However like I mentioned in the last post, due to that low riseness of the bum it’s likely that it suffers when longevity comes into play and may well begin to sag a lot earlier than others featured on this blog.

This is number 7 and what I’d say is ‘one of those bums you’re not sure why you like so much and yet you do’ some may argue this borders on saggy and while yes it may have a certain amount of ‘low riseness’ to it it is nonetheless still firm and in shape. However like I mentioned in the last post, due to that low riseness of the bum it’s likely that it suffers when longevity comes into play and may well begin to sag a lot earlier than others featured on this blog.

This is my number 6. Now I know a lot of you are probably thinking ‘well there’s hardly anything there!’ and well you’d have a point. However I did say hotness & cuteness is a factor I mean come on I’m sure we’ve all seen a great arse on a girl with a face like a smacked one and most of us just can’t do it with a butterface. So yes she may not have the biggest bum but the hotness factor & arguably some cuteness factor comes into play here so I dunno about you but I could happily wake upto her for the rest of my life, that said with the fact it doesn’t stick out too much it means there’s less sagging when she gets older, gotta think about the longevity here guys.

This is my number 6. Now I know a lot of you are probably thinking ‘well there’s hardly anything there!’ and well you’d have a point. However I did say hotness & cuteness is a factor I mean come on I’m sure we’ve all seen a great arse on a girl with a face like a smacked one and most of us just can’t do it with a butterface. So yes she may not have the biggest bum but the hotness factor & arguably some cuteness factor comes into play here so I dunno about you but I could happily wake upto her for the rest of my life, that said with the fact it doesn’t stick out too much it means there’s less sagging when she gets older, gotta think about the longevity here guys.

This is my number 5. You can tell from the picture that she is quite a petite girl and the size of her bum here is great considering their isn’t too much distance between it and the floor. So here you have small girl with an enormous bum. Full of win. The only downside with her is you can see with her legs that she’s worked out a lot which has obviously resulted in such a great bum, however if you’re not into muscular women then she’s not really for you, just look at those quads! Not only this it may mean that yes it’s a big bum but it’s horribly firm due to the increased muscle mass hence why this only reaches number 5 so far.

This is my number 5. You can tell from the picture that she is quite a petite girl and the size of her bum here is great considering their isn’t too much distance between it and the floor. So here you have small girl with an enormous bum. Full of win. The only downside with her is you can see with her legs that she’s worked out a lot which has obviously resulted in such a great bum, however if you’re not into muscular women then she’s not really for you, just look at those quads! Not only this it may mean that yes it’s a big bum but it’s horribly firm due to the increased muscle mass hence why this only reaches number 5 so far.

Number 4. Not much to be said about this bum apart from ‘peachy’ and that’s a word that means ‘a great bum, but in an unconventional way’ not to discredit the peachy bum but it’s almost in a different league of it’s own compared to say numbers 2 & 3. It’s still a great bum and far above average with it’s size and roundness but it’s not quite got the shape of what I’d define as the perfect bum. Think of peachy bums as the B sides. Better than an album filler, not quite a hit.

Number 4. Not much to be said about this bum apart from ‘peachy’ and that’s a word that means ‘a great bum, but in an unconventional way’ not to discredit the peachy bum but it’s almost in a different league of it’s own compared to say numbers 2 & 3. It’s still a great bum and far above average with it’s size and roundness but it’s not quite got the shape of what I’d define as the perfect bum. Think of peachy bums as the B sides. Better than an album filler, not quite a hit.

This is my number 3. A perfect round bum, while the girl may have that very slight chubbyness to her that aids in creating a big round bum she’s nto big enough for it to lose firmness and I believe that if you were to squeeze her bum it would have that happy medium of squidgyness & firmness that defines the perfect bum.

This is my number 3. A perfect round bum, while the girl may have that very slight chubbyness to her that aids in creating a big round bum she’s nto big enough for it to lose firmness and I believe that if you were to squeeze her bum it would have that happy medium of squidgyness & firmness that defines the perfect bum.

This is my number 2 so far. Admittedly it’s perhaps not fully worthy of the number 2 spot but like I said hotness/cuteness of the girl is a factor and this girl seems to have that rare combination of hotness & cuteness. Plus her bum has that youthful plumpness to it that can only really be described as ‘youthful plumpness’ and for me the really long hair is a massive bonus. Honestly these two pictures alone make me want to date the girl!

This is my benchmark bum, as far as I can tell it’s genuine and not photoshopped (or perhaps I’m wishing it to be genuine) the size of her waist/hips is fairly small compared to how far her bum sticks out which for me is full of win, the bigger the bum on the smaller the girl is pretty much what I’m aiming for with this blog.

This is my benchmark bum, as far as I can tell it’s genuine and not photoshopped (or perhaps I’m wishing it to be genuine) the size of her waist/hips is fairly small compared to how far her bum sticks out which for me is full of win, the bigger the bum on the smaller the girl is pretty much what I’m aiming for with this blog.